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fapitalism:

This is the alternate Spongebob Squarepants theme with the ORIGINAL lyrics.   They wanted this one to be the theme but Nickelodeon told them it was way too long.

this is actually the best thing ive ever heard

FUCK

chokes on biscuit

 help me

 who would’ve known

I WAS LITERALLY EXPECTING ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT

No one could have predicted this

WEEPS

ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

cheesoisuncool:

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this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it

darrynek:

sometimes i get out of the shower and i’m just not motivated enough to find clothes 

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honestly every newspaper front page of the debate just looks like obama and romney singing a lively duet

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oh this is my favorite

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i still don’t understand how this got 47,000 notes

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
jollybeing:

i just fell in love like three times

jollybeing:

i just fell in love like three times

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